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"Eighty percent of success is showing up."
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"Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best."
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"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
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"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
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"To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."
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"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank." Woody Allen Quote
"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."
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"Some guy hit my fender and I said "be fruitful and multiply" but not in those words."
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"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."
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"I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me
and she said 'No."
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and she said 'No."
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Woody Allen (born Allen Stewart Konigsberg; December 1, 1935) is an American screenwriter, film director, actor, comedian, writer, musician, and playwright.
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