“How 'bout we sing, Kyle's Mom is a stupid bitch' in D Minor.” Eric Cartman South Park Quote
"You seem a little irritable, Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?" Cartman "There's no sand in my vagina!" Kyle South Park Quote
"You know what they say: You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks." Chef South Park Quote
"Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty." Stan South Park Quote
"Without evil there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes." Satan South Park Quote
"Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an Ultra Vibe Pleasure 2000." Eric Cartman South Park Quote
"We all know the only person who can spread the lice here is Kenny and the Jew." Cartman "What? F**k you!" Kenny South Park Quote
"This picture, I'd like to call The Pierre. I invited Butters to stay the night and while he was sleeping I made a mustache on his face with cat poo." Cartman South Park Quote
"Stan, what did I tell you about watching the Osbournes? It's going to make you retarded!" Stan's Mom South Park Quote
"Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars." Eric Cartman South Park Quote