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James Douglas Muir "Jay" Leno (born April 28, 1950) is an American stand-up comedian and television host. From 1992 to 2009, Leno was the host of NBC's The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?"
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"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'"
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"Politics is just show business for ugly people."
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"The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that
1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot."
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1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot."
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"You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh."
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"According to this week's Time magazine, President George Bush is a serious fitness buff. He works out 60 to 90 minutes a day with weights. Apparently he likes working out because it 'clears his mind.' Sometimes it works a little too well." Jay Leno Quote
"For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward."
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"Bush is smart. I don't think that Bush will ever be impeached, 'cause unlike Clinton, Reagan, or even his father, George W. is immune from scandal. Because, if George W. testifies that he had no idea what was going on, wouldn't you believe him?" Jay Leno Quote
"Twenty-one years ago today Saddam Hussein was first elected president of Iraq and he has been re-elected ever since. Apparently they have the same electoral process we do, you don't need the popular vote to win." Jay Leno Quote
"The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad. You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this job and got turned down." Jay Leno Quote
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