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"Operator! Give me the number for 911! "
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"' To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?"
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"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!"
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"Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
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"Dear Lord.. The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal."
"I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around."
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"Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. "
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"All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals."
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"[Looking at a globe map ... country being Uruguay] Hee hee! Look at this country! ' You-are-gay.' "
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"I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming."
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Homer Jay Simpson is a fictional main character in the animated television series The Simpsons and father of the eponymous family. He is voiced by Dan Castellaneta and first appeared on television, along with the rest of his family, in The Tracey Ullman Show short "Good Night" on April 19, 1987.
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